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PAPARAZZI PUBLISHING A REAL STORY WHICH HAPPENED TO XSIHATE on
HIS higher studies in Mangalore
We can call him as XYZ and his female
room Mate ABC.
XYZ Mom comes to visit her son for dinner.....who
lives with a girl roommate ABC. During the course of the meal, his mother
couldn't help but notice how pretty XYZ 's, roommate was. She had long been
suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her
more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two
interact, she started to wonder if there was more between XYZ and his
roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, XYZ volunteered, "I
know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, ABC and I are just
roommates." About a week later, ABC came to XYZ saying,"
Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver
plate. You don't suppose she
took it, do you?" XYZ said," Well,
I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down
and wrote :
Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you 'did' take
the silver plate from my house,
I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate.. But the fact
remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, XYZ
Several days later, XYZ received an email
from his Mother which read
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep
with ABC, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with ABC. But the fact
remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the
silver plate by now under the pillow...
Love,
Mom.
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3 During one
of the managers training section the trainer asked, Can anyone explain to
me in a very simpler form what is SWOT analysis (Strength, weakness
Opportunity and threat) Suddenly one manager gets up - " sir
my wife is my Strength, your wife is my weakness, I am waiting for an opportunity
and you are my threat ". |
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4 HONEYMOON
IN Ootty......one of the most senior exsihate got married
and went to ooty for honey moon he had a problem that he could only sleep
in a room with a fan. after searching many hotels he alas found one
old property with a fan in the room. after 15mints of check in, he came to
the reception complaining that his fan was making big noise and may be it
will come down. But the receptionist convinced him that there is not going
to be any problem . after an hour he is running down to the reception
complaining that the the fan had fell down and he calls the manager . the
manager asks him sir anything serious had happened . The guy replies
"No it fell on my wife's thyes and there is a small cut" . the
manager was relived and says "sir only a small cut no problem" .
our guy gets annoyed and says " what no
problem? if it would have benn five mints back it would have fell on my
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One night, BOBs
(DRUNK) comes to stumbling into ROYAL TOUCH BAR&RESTAURANT says to the
Bar Man (Harry). "DRINKS FOR ALL on me
including you, Bartender". So the Hari follows the Bobs order and
says; "That will be Rs.3000 Please". Bobby says he has NO MONEY
so the Bartender slaps him around and throws him out.
The next night the BOBBY
comes in again and orders a Drink for everyone in the Bar including the
bartender. again the Hari follows instructions and again the drunk says NO
MONEY. So Hari slaps him around and throws
him out. On the third night he comes in, the drunk orders drinks for all
except the Bartender. Hari got shocked asked bobby "what, NO Drink for
me?". Bobby replies the HARI "Oh,
No, You
get violent When you DRINK". |
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6 One
fine Morning reenu(4 years old) asked his Bold Father "Dad
where did i came from".Dad got Shocked, He was in a Deep
thought for a while ( what should i tell her, this is
the question every parent dreads, But it must be answered with sensitivity
and creditability) After finishing a cigarette in 3 puff scratched
his beard for some time he told her. "Go and
Check in 'Google'" |
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7 The
house keeping professor wanted to send two misbehaving students out of the
class, he asked to them get up and told "follow
me", the two then obediently following the professor out, he
now turned to them and said "now don't follow
me" and stepped back into the class. And start continuing
his Lecturing "Ants enter hotels via
Lobby". |
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8
An old man was sitting in the park reading the book from Sudheer Andreews "Learn F and B Service in 21 days".
A passer by saw him do so and stopped by to ask,
"You're so old, why would you want to learn F
and B service at this age?"
The old man replied a bit
worriedly,
"I have heard that now there will be lot of
vacancy in heaven,
so after I'm dead, I don't want to face a problem."
The passer by was amused.
"But how can you be so sure that you will go to
heaven?
What if you land up in hell?" he asked.
"Oh,
that's alright," the old main replied.
"I already Finished Thankamma Philipy Pratical Cookeery Vol I and II very well!" |
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paparazzi
These post was not made to make fun of anybody or to
hurt anybody. If anybody thinks this post is in bad taste, I'm ready to
withdraw it. |
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